08/08/2016 / By newsparody
In an effort to appeal to younger viewers, the IOC has voted to add skateboarding, karate, surfing, sports climbing, and baseball to the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo, for a total of 18 additional events and 474 additional athletes. What do you think?
(Article by TheOnion.com)
“If they really wanted to get millennials interested, the IOC would have them vote on who wins each medal.”
Darcy Warner – System Analyst
“I can’t believe the Olympics caved to the youth agenda instead of growing irrelevant and dying.”
Trey McAllister – Hourglass Filler
“Four years is a long wait, but I’ll finally get to see some baseball on TV.”
Max Lunell – Unemployed
Read more at: theonion.com