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10/25/2018 / By JD Heyes

Watch the hilarious new Democrat “ad” for the mid-term elections… truth was never so funny

It’s not really an official ad for the Democrat Party, but it could be one for Republicans running for office during the midterm election cycle. The new comedic ‘ad’ produced by CRTV features a blonde female “spokesperson for the Democratic Party” explaining all of the reasons why Americans should “vote blue” next month. The spot […]

08/04/2018 / By Ethan Huff

Watch this hilarious parody at Brighteon.com of man with Trump Derangement Syndrome who smashed, defecated on Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star

For the second time since being elected president, Donald Trump has seen his famous “star” on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in California completely destroyed by yet another lunatic with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Apparently this time a 24-year-old man pickaxed Trump’s star out of the sidewalk before proceeding to both urinate and defecate on […]

02/11/2018 / By Mike Adams

CNN denounces FDA ban on “trans fats” as hate speech against transgenders (VIDEO) (SATIRE)

For your weekend amusement, we bring you what might possibly be the most outrageous Counterthink animation we’ve published yet. On the heels of our hilarious “S##tcoin and Buttcoin” Counterthink animation (see below), we now bring you a whole new level of hilarity that imagines CNN calling out the FDA as bigoted and hateful for banning […]

01/04/2017 / By newsparody

Exciting New App Allows Users To Be Pawns In 26-Year-Old CEO’s Little Game

SAN FRANCISCO—Having already been downloaded millions of times by consumers eager to get in on the phenomenon, an exciting new app released this week reportedly allows users to become pawns in some 26-year-old tech CEO’s little game. “Yeah, it’s really cool [how I’m being intentionally manipulated by a young Silicon Valley billionaire who considers me […]

12/08/2016 / By newsparody

City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that a fleet of plows was working around the clock to clear more than 18 inches of fresh bullet casings that had blanketed the metropolitan area overnight. Article by TheOnion.com Sources at the city’s Department of […]

11/28/2016 / By newsparody

Cryogenically frozen Margaret Thatcher returns as ‘Maggie May’

A confidential cabinet memo released by Deloitte today sensationally claims that the first reanimation of a cryogenically-frozen human has already taken place. The memo states that when Margaret Thatcher found herself frozen out by the Tory party during the 1990s, she chose to take the freezing process a step further, ready to come back to […]

11/17/2016 / By newsparody

Lego refuse to build Trump’s wall

Under the hashtag ‘StopFundingHate’ the Danish firm have ceased collaboration with Republicans, The Daily Mail and James Corden’s agent. Citing ethical reasons, the toy manufacturer said they would continue to make Star Wars-themed Death Stars but had declined to Donald Trump’s request for a ‘full-sized’ one. Article by Wrenfoe Despite being the nemesis of bare […]

11/15/2016 / By newsparody

Man At Point Where Thought Of Reince Priebus Controlling White House Pretty Comforting

DENVER—Growing increasingly unsettled at the president-elect’s choice of advisors and the prospect of life under a Donald Trump administration, local resident Paul Austin told reporters Monday he was at the point where the thought of Reince Priebus controlling the White House was actually fairly comforting. “The way everything else seems to be going with Trump’s […]

11/03/2016 / By newsparody

Nation Puts 2016 Election Into Perspective By Reminding Itself Some Species Of Sea Turtles Get Eaten By Birds Just Seconds After They Hatch

WASHINGTON—Saying they felt anxious and overwhelmed just days before heading to the polls to decide a historically fraught presidential race, Americans throughout the country reportedly took a moment Thursday to put the 2016 election into perspective by reminding themselves that some species of sea turtles are eaten by birds just seconds after they hatch. “I’ve […]

11/02/2016 / By newsparody

Anthropologists Discover Isolated Tribe Of Joyful Americans Living In Remote Village Untouched By 2016 Election

WALDPORT, OR—A team of anthropologists announced Friday it had discovered an isolated tribe of blissful Americans who have never been exposed to the current presidential campaign or its candidates, noting that the newly identified population lives contentedly in a remote village completely untouched by the 2016 race. Article by TheOnion.com According to researchers from Lewis & […]

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