07/26/2022 / By News Editors
There is no anti-Russian propaganda too ridiculous for the British media to run with.
(Article by Chris Menahan republished from InformationLiberation.com)
On Tuesday, The Daily Mail reported that Russian president Vladimir Putin was seen “hobbling” with his “arm hanging limp” while arriving in Iran.
Just four days later, The Daily Mail reported that Putin actually appeared too spry, “animated” and “alert” on his visit to Iran and must have been replaced by a “body double,” according to Ukrainian intelligence.
“Ukrainian sources noted he moved unusually quickly and was more alert than in prior public appearances,” The Daily Mail reported. “The Russian premier looked animated when greeting the waiting party, before removing his jacket and clambering into a heavily armoured limousine.”
A Vladimir Putin body ‘double’ may have been used for his arrival at a summit in Tehran this week, according to the head of Ukrainian military intelligence.
While the Russian leader looked awkward as he came down the steps of his presidential plane in Tehran, Ukrainian sources noted he moved unusually quickly and was more alert than in prior public appearances.
The Russian premier looked animated when greeting the waiting party, before removing his jacket and clambering into a heavily armoured limousine.
Intelligence supremo Major-General Kyrylo Budanov was suspicious in a live interview on Ukraine’s 1+1 news channel.
Ukrainian reports said Budanov suggested a Putin lookalike could have flown to Tehran to meet with the presidents of Iran and Turkey.
‘I will only hint,’ he said.
‘Please look at the moment of Putin’s exit from the plane. Is it Putin at all?’
What we were told was Putin’s new signature limping and hobbling is now his uncharacteristic youthful spring in his step that can only be explained by him having a body double!
According to the media, Putin has had cancer about 50 times over the past two decades but somehow he’s lived through it every time.
If Putin lived through all the ailments our media claims he’s been stricken with over the decades then he’s literally the strongest man in the world.
On Wednesday, CIA director William Burns lamented that Putin is “entirely too healthy.”
He’s too healthy – CIA director Burns on Putin’s health
There are many rumors about President Putin’s health. But as far as we can tell, he’s too healthy. This is an informal intelligence assessment
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“There are lots of rumors about President Putin’s health and as far as we can tell he’s entirely too healthy,” Burns told NBC News.
No doubt Burns was just tricked by Putin’s giant network of body doubles!
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