Most Common Methods Of Voter Suppression

  • Self-Portrait ID Laws

    Requiring voters to provide self-portrait identification, which disproportionately penalizes those who lack access to pastels, canvas, or easels

  • Changing Polling Locations

    Many districts attempt to reduce voter turnout by relocating polling centers to the heart of the Mariana Trench

  • Voter Purging

    Outright removal of eligible voters from registration lists, a tactic for when less obvious methods of silencing the American populace start to lose their luster

  • Poll Watchers

    People sent to the polls to protect electoral integrity by ensuring as few people as possible exercise their rights

  • Representative Democracy

    Elaborate bipartisan collusion to prioritize electoral college over popular vote

     

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