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06/29/2016 / By newsparody

Tyson Foods Executives Assure Critics Their Chickens Physically Incapable Of Walking Even If They Had Room

SPRINGDALE, AR—Responding to activists’ demands that they discontinue the use of cramped pens and give their poultry space to roam freely, executives at Tyson Foods moved quickly Tuesday to assure critics that their chickens are physically incapable of walking even if they had enough room to do so. “While we appreciate the public’s concern about […]

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