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08/04/2016 / By newsparody

Secretary Of The Interior Meekly Asks If There Anything She Can Do To Help Stop ISIS

WASHINGTON—Knocking gingerly on the Oval Office door before poking her head into the president’s daily intelligence briefing Thursday morning, Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell meekly asked those in attendance if there was anything she could do to help stop ISIS, White House sources reported. “Hey, sorry to bother, I know you all have a […]

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