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10/25/2018 / By JD Heyes

Watch the hilarious new Democrat “ad” for the mid-term elections… truth was never so funny

It’s not really an official ad for the Democrat Party, but it could be one for Republicans running for office during the midterm election cycle. The new comedic ‘ad’ produced by CRTV features a blonde female “spokesperson for the Democratic Party” explaining all of the reasons why Americans should “vote blue” next month. The spot […]

09/21/2018 / By David Armstrong

Southwest Airlines criticized after air emergency for lack of diversity in drop-down oxygen bags

Living through an air disaster is very likely the most harrowing thing anyone will ever experience, but it may pale in comparison to surviving a near-death experience at 35,000 feet while suffering a crippling racial insult. In April, a Southwest Airlines 737 suffered an engine malfunction during a flight from LaGuardia International Airport in New York […]

02/11/2018 / By Mike Adams

CNN denounces FDA ban on “trans fats” as hate speech against transgenders (VIDEO) (SATIRE)

For your weekend amusement, we bring you what might possibly be the most outrageous Counterthink animation we’ve published yet. On the heels of our hilarious “S##tcoin and Buttcoin” Counterthink animation (see below), we now bring you a whole new level of hilarity that imagines CNN calling out the FDA as bigoted and hateful for banning […]

09/08/2017 / By Rhonda Johansson

Online betting firm unveils surprising odds of how the apocalypse will come

Apparently, we are more likely to die from an ape uprising than being attacked by vampires. But take heart: a zombie apocalypse has more potential than either in ending the world. Online betting site, 888Poker recently released a brilliantly hilarious infographic that detailed the various odds of how the world will end. The comic-like graphic […]

12/18/2016 / By Mike Adams

How Donald J. Trump saved Christmas from intergalactic aliens (SATIRE)

(SATIRE – This weekend satire piece is for entertainment purposes only and references mature themes. If you are offended, go scream for your mommy…) Natural News can now confirm that it wasn’t the Russians who stole the election for Donald Trump… it was aliens from planet Cockamamie in the Libtard Nebula, according to CNN sources […]

12/08/2016 / By newsparody

City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that a fleet of plows was working around the clock to clear more than 18 inches of fresh bullet casings that had blanketed the metropolitan area overnight. Article by TheOnion.com Sources at the city’s Department of […]

11/28/2016 / By newsparody

Cryogenically frozen Margaret Thatcher returns as ‘Maggie May’

A confidential cabinet memo released by Deloitte today sensationally claims that the first reanimation of a cryogenically-frozen human has already taken place. The memo states that when Margaret Thatcher found herself frozen out by the Tory party during the 1990s, she chose to take the freezing process a step further, ready to come back to […]

11/23/2016 / By newsparody

Area Liberal No Longer Recognizes Fanciful, Wildly Inaccurate Mental Picture Of Country He Lives In

CHICAGO—Expressing dismay and confusion over voters selecting Donald Trump as the next president of the United States, area liberal Ryan Garlock reportedly told a group of his friends Wednesday that he no longer recognizes his fanciful, wildly inaccurate mental picture of the country he lives in. “This just isn’t the America I know,” said Garlock, […]

07/26/2016 / By newsparody

Michelle Obama: ‘Well, There Are 8 Years Of My Life I’ll Never Get Back’

PHILADELPHIA—Her face fixed in an expression of apathetic detachment as she took the stage Monday night to raucous cheers and applause, First Lady Michelle Obama reportedly began her address to the Democratic National Convention by exhaling audibly and remarking that she would never get the past eight years of her life back. “Well, that was […]

12/31/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

Jell-O Pudding and Subway team up to offer exclusive “Bedtime Footlong”

Kraft Foods, makers of Jell-O Pudding, and the Subway sandwich chain have teamed up in an effort to salvage something from the loss of their long-time spokesmen, Bill Cosby and Jared Fogle, respectively. Cosby, formerly one of America’s most trusted father figures and now one of America’s most famous rapists, was charged with sexually assaulting […]

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