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08/22/2016 / By newsparody

Russian Olympic Officials Concerned After Learning Team’s Clean Urine Reservoir Almost Empty

MOSCOW—Stressing that they are on the precipice of a major crisis, Russian Olympic Committee officials held a press conference Friday to confirm that the team’s clean urine reservoir is almost fully depleted. “The demand for fresh, clean urine over the past two weeks has greatly exceeded our supply, and unfortunately, if we aren’t able to […]

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