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09/25/2015 / By Greg White

#ShoutYourMurder campaign calls on serial killers to stand up for the right to end human life

The time has come for psychopaths to reclaim the conversation on murder. The pro-life movement has had a monopoly on life for long enough. In spirit of death, I call upon my fellow psychopaths to shout your murder! Your humble writer can’t take credit for this idea. The hashtag #ShoutYourMurder was started on Twitter over […]

09/22/2015 / By Norman Smith

Amazon.com partners with Planned Parenthood to deliver intact baby heads in one hour or less, but only for PRIME customers

Amazon.com has announced that, effective immediately, it will begin selling aborted human baby heads to medical research institutions nationwide, guaranteeing ONE-HOUR delivery via autonomous airborne drones. Over 50 university medical programs already receive millions of dollars annually in NIH subsidies for fetal tissue research, and now they can take advantage of Amazon’s Prime Now plan, […]

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