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12/08/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

Crybully students demand that Mizzou give them free Pampers, with gender-neutral diaper changing stations installed in every campus bathroom

According to Webster’s, a crybully is a crybaby who is also an intolerant, racist bully. Well, the University of Missouri has been taken over by a bunch of crybully students, who are tearfully demanding “safe spaces” to protect themselves from such things as “mean words.”[1] It all started with the formation of a student activist […]

11/17/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

Top ten sightings at Mizzou, including the KKK pointy hat hallucination

The University of Missouri (aka Mizzou) has been rocked by a serious outbreak of paranoid hysteria recently, with the campus police relegated to fighting the scourge of “hurtful speech” and other symptoms of acute political correctness. It all culminated with the campus invasion of Ku Klux Klan (KKK) members, who were seen roaming around school […]

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