Mandatory vaccines
12/21/2015
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By Kevin Sanders
CDC announces mandatory nationwide vaccination against new viral pandemic to be launched by Merck this winter
The hottest new conspiracy theory posits that one of the pharmaceutical giants – perhaps Merck – is about to unleash a new virus upon the unsuspecting public, and then launch a new vaccine that will be marketed as a prevention against said disease. To the untrained eye, this might seem a bit far-fetched, but the […]
12/15/2015
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By Norman Smith
California Gov. Jerry Brown signs law mandating that all citizens defecate in the streets to make homeless feel more comfortable
California’s socialist government is currently under the left jackboot of Governor Jerry Brown, who has been elected three times, though not consecutively. During his first stint as the leader of California (1975-83), they called him “Governor Moonbeam” — a tribute to his penchant for all things mystical and utopian. Prior to becoming a Harvard lawyer, he spent four […]
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