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12/15/2015 / By Norman Smith

California Gov. Jerry Brown signs law mandating that all citizens defecate in the streets to make homeless feel more comfortable

California’s socialist government is currently under the left jackboot of Governor Jerry Brown, who has been elected three times, though not consecutively. During his first stint as the leader of California (1975-83), they called him “Governor Moonbeam” — a tribute to his penchant for all things mystical and utopian. Prior to becoming a Harvard lawyer, he spent four […]

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