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12/31/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

Jell-O Pudding and Subway team up to offer exclusive “Bedtime Footlong”

Kraft Foods, makers of Jell-O Pudding, and the Subway sandwich chain have teamed up in an effort to salvage something from the loss of their long-time spokesmen, Bill Cosby and Jared Fogle, respectively. Cosby, formerly one of America’s most trusted father figures and now one of America’s most famous rapists, was charged with sexually assaulting […]

10/05/2015 / By Norman Smith

CDC recruits Jared Fogle as vaccine spokesperson for children’s vaccines: “It’s only a little prick!” adopted as new slogan

President Obama, citing an obscure precedent under Sharia Law, granted former Subway spokesman and admitted sex-creep Jared Fogel an advance pardon, saving him from a near-certain lifetime membership in America’s prison-industrial-rape complex. “As President, I have a duty to protect folks in prison from terrorists like Jared,” he explained. “He is obviously a very sick […]

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