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12/01/2016 / By newsparody

Why Westerners Join ISIS

Why Westerners Join ISIS

10/27/2016 / By newsparody

Mosul Resists Grammar Schools

Fighting intensified around the occupied city, as Iraqi and Kurdish fighters attempted to bring selective education to this Islamic State (IS) stronghold. Although some IS leaders have fled, there remains 5,000 jihadists committed to a caliphate of comprehensives; where everyone is equal in the eyes Allah rather than an 11+ entrance exam. Article by newsbiscuit.com […]

08/04/2016 / By newsparody

Secretary Of The Interior Meekly Asks If There Anything She Can Do To Help Stop ISIS

WASHINGTON—Knocking gingerly on the Oval Office door before poking her head into the president’s daily intelligence briefing Thursday morning, Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell meekly asked those in attendance if there was anything she could do to help stop ISIS, White House sources reported. “Hey, sorry to bother, I know you all have a […]

11/25/2015 / By Norman Smith

ISIS, in an effort to seem even scarier, changes name to “Climate Change”

As Rush Limbaugh recently pointed out, ISIS actually does some nice things — when it’s not busy cutting off heads and slaughtering groups of innocent civilians.[1] For example, as reported in the New York Times, ISIS recently “reopened a luxury hotel in the city [Mosul] and offered three free nights to newlyweds, meals included.” They’re […]

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