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Idiotic Tree

10/17/2016 / By newsparody

Idiotic Tree Keeps Trying To Plant Seeds On Sidewalk

PORTLAND, OR—Pointing out that the total dipshit had dropped dozens of acorns all along the length of pavement, sources confirmed Thursday that a completely idiotic tree keeps trying to plant seeds on the sidewalk. “Come on, you fucking moron, what are you doing? That’s concrete,” said local pedestrian Frank Brogden, who shook his head while […]

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