News Parody Com | Real Subjects, Fake News

High Priority

10/05/2015 / By Norman Smith

CDC recruits Jared Fogle as vaccine spokesperson for children’s vaccines: “It’s only a little prick!” adopted as new slogan

President Obama, citing an obscure precedent under Sharia Law, granted former Subway spokesman and admitted sex-creep Jared Fogel an advance pardon, saving him from a near-certain lifetime membership in America’s prison-industrial-rape complex. “As President, I have a duty to protect folks in prison from terrorists like Jared,” he explained. “He is obviously a very sick […]

1 of 1