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10/01/2015 / By Chris Draper

Muppets found dead after Sesame Street serves GMOs at cast cafeteria

Officials are calling it the worst massacre since Jonestown. Big Bird, Kermit the Frog and little Miss Piggy, along with the rest of the Sesame Street crew, were found dead this morning at the cast cafeteria. Police investigators claim that the Swedish Chef, who is now in custody, deliberately poisoned the Sesame Street crew by […]

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