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10/27/2016 / By Mary Wilder

What is making your food? CA restaurants launch ‘transgender jobs program’

In their attempt at turning the country into a group of scared, politically correct sheep, the Regressive Left refuses to stop at anything, leading to endless stupidity in every aspect of American life. In their never-ending game of Oppression Olympics, the leftists have selected the transgender community as the second most oppressed group of people […]

08/18/2016 / By newsparody

Restaurant’s Eating Challenge Rewards Any Patron Who Can Consume Reasonably Portioned Meal

GREENSBORO, NC—Calling it the “ultimate test” of customers’ strength and willpower, local restaurant Boomer’s Bar and Grill unveiled a new eating challenge this week that rewards any patron who can consume a reasonably portioned meal. “If any of our customers can tackle an 8-ounce grilled chicken breast, side of seasonal vegetables, and a glass of […]

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