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05/26/2017 / By Amy Goodrich

Absurd online posts reveal how humanity is devolving into a species of hopeless morons

Over the past decade, social media has transformed the way we communicate with other people. With just a few clicks, people everywhere can now share their thoughts and feelings with the rest of the world. Today, it is hard to find a friend or family member that isn’t on Facebook, Instagram, Google+, Pinterest, or Twitter. […]

09/12/2016 / By newsparody

Horrible Facebook Algorithm Accident Results In Exposure To New Ideas

MENLO PARK, CA—Assuring users that the company’s entire team of engineers was working hard to make sure a glitch like this never happens again, Facebook executives confirmed during a press conference Tuesday that a horrible accident last night involving the website’s algorithm had resulted in thousands of users being exposed to new concepts. “Unfortunately, late […]

08/03/2016 / By newsparody

Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices

SACRAMENTO, CA—Admitting that her lack of a Facebook account often leaves her feeling disconnected, local woman Laura Starling confirmed Wednesday that she’s entirely out of touch with her friends’ prejudices. “I never got around to joining Facebook, so I’m basically in the dark about what kind of narrow-minded opinions my old classmates and former coworkers […]

07/12/2016 / By newsparody

Facebook Status Update Field Dreading What Area Man About To Type Into It

NEW YORK—Bracing itself as the 37-year-old opened the app in evident frustration, the status update bar at the top of area man Peter Daigle’s Facebook news feed expressed a profound sense of dread Tuesday about whatever the man was about to type into it, sources confirmed. “Oh God, he’s really worked up about something—I don’t […]

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