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10/27/2016 / By newsparody

Mosul Resists Grammar Schools

Fighting intensified around the occupied city, as Iraqi and Kurdish fighters attempted to bring selective education to this Islamic State (IS) stronghold. Although some IS leaders have fled, there remains 5,000 jihadists committed to a caliphate of comprehensives; where everyone is equal in the eyes Allah rather than an 11+ entrance exam. Article by newsbiscuit.com […]

08/30/2016 / By newsparody

College Professor Reminds Students It Will Take A Few Classes To Memorize Everyone’s Triggers

BOULDER, CO—Saying he would try his best to learn them all by heart, University of Colorado professor Derek Pollard took a moment Tuesday to remind his students it will take him a few classes to memorize everyone’s triggers. “I always have a hard time at the beginning of the semester remembering what everyone can comfortably […]

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