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12/08/2016 / By newsparody

City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that a fleet of plows was working around the clock to clear more than 18 inches of fresh bullet casings that had blanketed the metropolitan area overnight. Article by TheOnion.com Sources at the city’s Department of […]

11/01/2016 / By newsparody

‘Bake Shaming’ now a hate crime, say police

Incidents of “bake shaming” have increased by 600% since Wednesday evening’s Bake Off final, say police. Article by Dominic MCG Bake shaming, legally classified as abuse aimed at “those who haven’t seen, or don’t really care about, The Great British Bake Off” has become more of a problem since the announcement that the programme will be […]

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