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07/07/2016 / By newsparody

Experts Warn Climate Change Will Increase Incidences Of Stepping Into Puddle And Getting Whole Goddamn Foot Soaking Wet

SILVER SPRING, MD—According to alarming new findings released Tuesday by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the ongoing effects of climate change will soon vastly increase the number of incidences of people stepping into a puddle and getting their whole goddamn foot soaking wet. “In just the next 10 years, our models predict a 36 […]

11/25/2015 / By Norman Smith

ISIS, in an effort to seem even scarier, changes name to “Climate Change”

As Rush Limbaugh recently pointed out, ISIS actually does some nice things — when it’s not busy cutting off heads and slaughtering groups of innocent civilians.[1] For example, as reported in the New York Times, ISIS recently “reopened a luxury hotel in the city [Mosul] and offered three free nights to newlyweds, meals included.” They’re […]

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