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Caitlyn Crunch

10/21/2015 / By Norman Smith

Frute Brute vs Caitlyn Crunch: Queer breakfast cereals ignite PC biz battle

Frute Brute (a.k.a. Fruit Brute), the General Mills breakfast cereal mascot from the 1970s, will soon be howling his way back onto kitchen tables across America. With his phallic snout and rainbow-striped jumpsuit, he has always been a beloved gay icon, but Big G kept him in the closet except on the occasional Halloween, when […]

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