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09/20/2015 / By Tom Anderson

University of Florida announces SALE on academic scientists: buy one, get one FREE!

(NewsParody) The University of Florida, after being exposed as a diploma mill for Monsanto shills, has decided to stop fighting the issue of industry collusion and start embracing it for profit. Today, University President Kent Fuchs announced a “2-for-1 scientist sale,” promising a “buy one, get one free” special offer for industry to purchase its […]

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