News & Articles By Norman Smith
09/30/2015
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By Norman Smith
The true story of the return of Brian Williams and the new plot to kill the Pope
The mendacious TV news anchor Brian Williams is back on the airwaves after a brutal six-month suspension, just in time to cover the American visit of Pope Francis, who has generated considerable controversy in this country with his anti-Christian stance against war and poverty. “The pope scheduled his visit especially to coincide with my long-anticipated […]
09/22/2015
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By Norman Smith
Amazon.com partners with Planned Parenthood to deliver intact baby heads in one hour or less, but only for PRIME customers
Amazon.com has announced that, effective immediately, it will begin selling aborted human baby heads to medical research institutions nationwide, guaranteeing ONE-HOUR delivery via autonomous airborne drones. Over 50 university medical programs already receive millions of dollars annually in NIH subsidies for fetal tissue research, and now they can take advantage of Amazon’s Prime Now plan, […]
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