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03/03/2016 / By David Rice

Confidence without cigarettes!

Nearly fifty percent of smokers surveyed recently said they smoke for relaxation, because it calms their nerves. Most of the other half said it gives them some “pep” or a “boost” and that helps with attitude, planning, talking things out, work, and so on. Some people take short and fast drags to get some “pep.” […]

02/22/2016 / By David Rice

Welcome to “After Midnight” Smoker’s Blog

Mostly, the people who are still up after about 2am and surfing the TV or the internet for infomercials, MLM jobs, dates, cooking channels, home improvement gadgets, tech gadgets, or health improvement fads–are bartenders, waitresses, cooks, plant and factory workers, late-shift hotel staff, hospital or nursing home staff, or the like. Now add the insomniacs […]

02/19/2016 / By David Rice

Organic tobacco – who knew it’s an AMAZING way to quit smoking

What’s the hardest part of quitting smoking? The first 14 days (2 weeks). Why? If you’re trying cold turkey (quitting all of a sudden with zero cigarettes), then nicotine withdrawal symptoms may be tough to conquer, especially during the first 3 to 4 days, since that’s when the real physical and chemical addiction exists. One […]

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