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10/02/2015 / By Chris Draper

Mars water discovery found to be a hoax after NASA confuses blood moon for red planet

NASA took the world by storm yesterday after announcing that Mars has flowing water on its surface. Officials were therefore embarrassed to retract their statement this morning, after it was discovered that NASA mistook the September 28 blood moon for Mars. Back in 2009, water molecules were discovered in the polar regions of the moon. […]

10/01/2015 / By Chris Draper

Muppets found dead after Sesame Street serves GMOs at cast cafeteria

Officials are calling it the worst massacre since Jonestown. Big Bird, Kermit the Frog and little Miss Piggy, along with the rest of the Sesame Street crew, were found dead this morning at the cast cafeteria. Police investigators claim that the Swedish Chef, who is now in custody, deliberately poisoned the Sesame Street crew by […]

09/24/2015 / By Chris Draper

How to kill a Google robot

Horror movie enthusiasts delight in the idea of a zombie apocalypse. So much so that some people have promulgated “how to kill a zombie” guides on the internet. Although there is plenty of information on the web about how to kill zombies, there is little information about how to a kill a more imminent threat: […]

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