ALL POSTS TAGGED WITH satire
09/08/2017 / By Rhonda Johansson

Apparently, we are more likely to die from an ape uprising than being attacked by vampires. But take heart: a

http://www.newsparody.com/2017-09-08-online-betting-firm-unveils-surprising-odds-of-how-the-apocalypse-will-come

12/18/2016 / By Mike Adams

(SATIRE – This weekend satire piece is for entertainment purposes only and references mature themes. If you are offended, go

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-12-18-how-donald-j-trump-saved-christmas-from-intergalactic-aliens-satire

12/08/2016 / By newsparody
Bullet

CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-12-08-city-of-chicago-working-around-clock-to-clear-18-inches-of-bullet-casings-from-streets

11/28/2016 / By newsparody
Margaret Thatcher

A confidential cabinet memo released by Deloitte today sensationally claims that the first reanimation of a cryogenically-frozen human has already

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-28-cryogenically-frozen-margaret-thatcher-returns-as-maggie-may

11/23/2016 / By newsparody

CHICAGO—Expressing dismay and confusion over voters selecting Donald Trump as the next president of the United States, area liberal Ryan

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-23-area-liberal-no-longer-recognizes-fanciful-wildly-inaccurate-mental-picture-of-country-he-lives-in

07/26/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—Her face fixed in an expression of apathetic detachment as she took the stage Monday night to raucous cheers and

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-07-26-michelle-obama-well-there-are-8-years-of-my-life-ill-never-get-back

12/31/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

Kraft Foods, makers of Jell-O Pudding, and the Subway sandwich chain have teamed up in an effort to salvage something

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-31-jell-o-pudding-and-subway-team-up-to-offer-exclusive-bedtime-footlong

12/21/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

The hottest new conspiracy theory posits that one of the pharmaceutical giants – perhaps Merck – is about to unleash

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-21-cdc-announces-mandatory-nationwide-vaccination-against-new-viral-pandemic-to-be-launched-by-merck-this-winter

12/08/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

According to Webster’s, a crybully is a crybaby who is also an intolerant, racist bully. Well, the University of Missouri

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-08-crybully-students-demand-that-mizzou-give-them-free-pampers-with-gender-neutral-diaper-changing-stations-installed-in-every-campus-bathroom

09/22/2015 / By Norman Smith

Amazon.com has announced that, effective immediately, it will begin selling aborted human baby heads to medical research institutions nationwide, guaranteeing

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-22-amazon-com-partners-with-planned-parenthood-to-deliver-intact-baby-heads-in-one-hour-or-less-but-only-for-prime-customers

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