09/08/2017 / By Rhonda Johansson

Apparently, we are more likely to die from an ape uprising than being attacked by vampires. But take heart: a

12/18/2016 / By Mike Adams

(SATIRE – This weekend satire piece is for entertainment purposes only and references mature themes. If you are offended, go

12/08/2016 / By newsparody

CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that

11/28/2016 / By newsparody
Margaret Thatcher

A confidential cabinet memo released by Deloitte today sensationally claims that the first reanimation of a cryogenically-frozen human has already

11/23/2016 / By newsparody

CHICAGO—Expressing dismay and confusion over voters selecting Donald Trump as the next president of the United States, area liberal Ryan

07/26/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—Her face fixed in an expression of apathetic detachment as she took the stage Monday night to raucous cheers and

12/31/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

Kraft Foods, makers of Jell-O Pudding, and the Subway sandwich chain have teamed up in an effort to salvage something

12/21/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

The hottest new conspiracy theory posits that one of the pharmaceutical giants – perhaps Merck – is about to unleash

12/08/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

According to Webster’s, a crybully is a crybaby who is also an intolerant, racist bully. Well, the University of Missouri

09/22/2015 / By Norman Smith has announced that, effective immediately, it will begin selling aborted human baby heads to medical research institutions nationwide, guaranteeing

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