10/26/2016 / By newsparody

PARADISE, NV—Materializing through a dimensional portal in front of a stunned audience at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, intergalactic

10/25/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—His lower lip quivering while showing his running mate the uneven patches on his head where he attempted to

10/24/2016 / By newsparody

With over $1 billion spent in the 2016 presidential race alone, campaign donations continue to cause much controversy and even

10/19/2016 / By newsparody

Renowned hacker Mephistopheles4U has not only hacked into the candidates’ strategies for the upcoming debate, he’s also into the emails

10/18/2016 / By newsparody

A few days days have passed since the record-breaking debate between Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump and Democrat nominee Hillary

10/17/2016 / By newsparody

PORTLAND, OR—Pointing out that the total dipshit had dropped dozens of acorns all along the length of pavement, sources confirmed

10/12/2016 / By newsparody

WELDON SPRING, MO—Saying she possessed a seemingly limitless wealth of information on various cousins, step-siblings, and in-laws, sources at the

10/10/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—Telling several members of the investment bank’s board of directors how they had to check her out whenever they

10/06/2016 / By newsparody

PARKER, CO—In what doctors are calling a true medical miracle, local construction worker Kal Mathyssen awoke from a week-long coma

10/05/2016 / By newsparody

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