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11/18/2015 / By Norman Smith

Caitlyn Jenner announces she’s a BLACK woman, receives Black Woman of the Year Award from Ebony magazine

Caitlyn Jenner, immediately after being named honorary Woman Of The Year by Glamour magazine, proclaimed that she is also an African-American, prompting Ebony magazine to name her “Black Woman of the Year,” with the white-turned-black Rachel Dolezal of NAACP fame inserted as the runner-up. Caitlyn explained her sudden blackness. “First of all, I was once […]

11/11/2015 / By Norman Smith

California veterinarian now offering sex change operations for transgender dogs and cats

Dr. Carlos Walter, a veterinarian from Contra Costa County in Northern California, is the first DVM in the country to perform sexual reassignment surgery for dogs and cats. As Dr. Walter notes, “Spaying and neutering of pets is already a universally accepted method of animal population control, so I’m just taking it a step further.” […]

11/06/2015 / By Norman Smith

Politically correct infant formula announced with extra transgender hormones to help parents change their children’s gender before puberty

Thanks to our national transgender hero Caitlyn Jenner, transgenderism is rapidly becoming mainstream. Gender-bending has become cooler than David Bowie, especially among the kids nowadays. For young people, being transgender is about as controversial as being left handed, to paraphrase the arch-conservative pundit George Will. As with any new trend, a trendmonger can’t be far behind. […]

10/21/2015 / By Norman Smith

Frute Brute vs Caitlyn Crunch: Queer breakfast cereals ignite PC biz battle

Frute Brute (a.k.a. Fruit Brute), the General Mills breakfast cereal mascot from the 1970s, will soon be howling his way back onto kitchen tables across America. With his phallic snout and rainbow-striped jumpsuit, he has always been a beloved gay icon, but Big G kept him in the closet except on the occasional Halloween, when […]

10/15/2015 / By Norman Smith

Caitlyn Jenner featured as last Playboy centerfold; men told that no matter what they see, “that’s all woman!”

It’s difficult to imagine in today’s sinful liberal society, but when Hugh “Hef” Hefner began publishing Playboy in 1953, you could actually go to prison for publishing pictures of naked people. But Playboy‘s combination of high-quality nude photography with first-rate editorial content changed all that. Nudie pictures went from being sold secretly to being part of […]

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