All posts tagged with Satire
10/05/2015 / By Norman Smith

President Obama, citing an obscure precedent under Sharia Law, granted former Subway spokesman and admitted sex-creep Jared Fogel an advance

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-05-cdc-recruits-jared-fogle-as-vaccine-spokesperson-for-childrens-vaccines-its-only-a-little-prick-adopted-as-new-slogan

09/30/2015 / By Norman Smith

The mendacious TV news anchor Brian Williams is back on the airwaves after a brutal six-month suspension, just in time

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-30-the-true-story-of-the-return-of-brian-williams-and-the-new-plot-to-kill-the-pope

09/22/2015 / By Norman Smith

Amazon.com has announced that, effective immediately, it will begin selling aborted human baby heads to medical research institutions nationwide, guaranteeing

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-22-amazon-com-partners-with-planned-parenthood-to-deliver-intact-baby-heads-in-one-hour-or-less-but-only-for-prime-customers

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Big Tobacco has joined forces with the breast cancer industry in the launch of its newest product aimed at raising

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-big-tobacco-joins-breast-cancer-industry-to-launch-new-pink-ribbon-cigarettes

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

On the heels of the RIAA’s recent decision to criminalize consumers who rip songs from albums they’ve purchased to their

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-riaa-declares-using-brain-to-remember-songs-is-criminal-copyright-infringement

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Why let Congress have all the fun? You can create your own personal “economic stimulus plan” too. How do you

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-how-to-create-your-own-personal-economic-stimulus-plan

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

As an urgent alert to all citizens, NaturalNews is joining the Department of Homeland Security in calling for people to

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-please-monitor-suspicious-activity-at-your-local-wal-mart-and-report-to-the-department-of-homeland-security

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Weekend satire special: New research accidentally conducted by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has discovered that vaccines activate the

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-vaccines-found-to-activate-moron-genes-that-cause-further-belief-in-vaccines

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Does all the physics terminology from Fukushima news reports have your head spinning? Have no fear, NaturalNews readers: I’ve assembled

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-the-fukushima-dictionary-of-physics-terminology

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

On the heels of the CDC’s recent announcement that Americans should prepare for a zombie apocalypse (http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombie_apo…), NaturalNews.TV has just

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-zombie-apocalypse-survival-video-just-released-how-to-spot-a-vaccine-zombie

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

What’s better than receiving a free groping by the TSA? How about getting your breasts checked for cancer at the

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-tsa-introduces-breast-cancer-screening-procedure-as-new-benefit-of-airport-security-pat-downs

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

You may be wondering why neither President Obama nor Governor Romney spoke for one single second during the campaigns or

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-orca-act-ensures-all-food-and-medicine-to-be-100-gmo-within-4-years

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

We’re saved! The CDC has now partnered with the FDA to approve a new medical treatment for Ebola, guaranteed to

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-cdc-approves-vitamin-d-nial-drug-to-halt-spread-of-ebola

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

When contemplating the purpose of the JADE HELM military exercises being planned on U.S. soil — with Texas being declared

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-hey-sheeple-dont-forget-to-use-your-jade-helm-memory-wipes-to-erase-any-memory-of-freedom-in-america

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