All posts tagged with Satire
09/08/2017 / By Rhonda Johansson

Apparently, we are more likely to die from an ape uprising than being attacked by vampires. But take heart: a

http://www.newsparody.com/2017-09-08-online-betting-firm-unveils-surprising-odds-of-how-the-apocalypse-will-come

06/22/2016 / By Mary Wilder

(SATIRE) – In the aftermath of the tragic Orlando nightclub shooting that left 49 dead and 53 injured, a significant

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-06-22-omar-mateens-gun-was-homophobic-not-his-religion

12/31/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

Kraft Foods, makers of Jell-O Pudding, and the Subway sandwich chain have teamed up in an effort to salvage something

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-31-jell-o-pudding-and-subway-team-up-to-offer-exclusive-bedtime-footlong

12/23/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

As a logical corrollary to his ongoing gun confiscation effort, President Obama has now issued an Executive Order banning new

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-23-obama-issues-executive-order-banning-new-car-sales-after-crazed-driver-mows-down-pedestrians-in-las-vegas

12/21/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

The hottest new conspiracy theory posits that one of the pharmaceutical giants – perhaps Merck – is about to unleash

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-21-cdc-announces-mandatory-nationwide-vaccination-against-new-viral-pandemic-to-be-launched-by-merck-this-winter

12/15/2015 / By Norman Smith

California’s socialist government is currently under the left jackboot of Governor Jerry Brown, who has been elected three times, though not consecutively.

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-15-california-gov-jerry-brown-signs-law-mandating-that-all-citizens-defecate-in-the-streets-to-make-homeless-feel-more-comfortable-2

12/08/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

According to Webster’s, a crybully is a crybaby who is also an intolerant, racist bully. Well, the University of Missouri

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-08-crybully-students-demand-that-mizzou-give-them-free-pampers-with-gender-neutral-diaper-changing-stations-installed-in-every-campus-bathroom

11/18/2015 / By Norman Smith

Caitlyn Jenner, immediately after being named honorary Woman Of The Year by Glamour magazine, proclaimed that she is also an

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-18-caitlyn-jenner-announces-shes-a-black-woman-receives-black-woman-of-the-year-award-from-ebony-magazine-2

11/17/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

The University of Missouri (aka Mizzou) has been rocked by a serious outbreak of paranoid hysteria recently, with the campus

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-17-top-ten-sightings-at-mizzou-including-the-kkk-pointy-hat-hallucination

11/11/2015 / By Norman Smith

Dr. Carlos Walter, a veterinarian from Contra Costa County in Northern California, is the first DVM in the country to

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-11-california-veterinarian-now-offering-sex-change-operations-for-transgender-dogs-and-cats

11/06/2015 / By Norman Smith

Thanks to our national transgender hero Caitlyn Jenner, transgenderism is rapidly becoming mainstream. Gender-bending has become cooler than David Bowie, especially

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-06-politically-correct-infant-formula-announced-with-extra-transgender-hormones-to-help-parents-change-their-childrens-gender-before-puberty

10/21/2015 / By Norman Smith

Frute Brute (a.k.a. Fruit Brute), the General Mills breakfast cereal mascot from the 1970s, will soon be howling his way

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-21-frute-brute-vs-caitlyn-crunch-queer-breakfast-cereals-ignite-pc-biz-battle

10/15/2015 / By Norman Smith

It’s difficult to imagine in today’s sinful liberal society, but when Hugh “Hef” Hefner began publishing Playboy in 1953, you could

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-15-caitlyn-jenner-featured-as-last-playboy-centerfold-men-told-that-no-matter-what-they-see-thats-all-woman-2

10/06/2015 / By Norman Smith

John Mackey, the Whole Foods founder and devout Libertarian, celebrates his passion for free markets and entrepreneurship by selling products

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-06-whole-foods-in-latest-experiment-with-conscious-capitalism-announces-plan-to-bring-back-slavery

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