All posts tagged with Health
11/08/2016 / By JD Heyes

Americans were promised that the passage of the Affordable Care Act would usher in universal health coverage and lower healthcare

10/11/2016 / By newsparody

MILWAUKEE—Unable to hold back a smile as he reflected on the joyful, more innocent period of his life, local voter

10/06/2016 / By newsparody

PARKER, CO—In what doctors are calling a true medical miracle, local construction worker Kal Mathyssen awoke from a week-long coma

10/03/2016 / By D. Samuelson

What do Mark Justh, a retired JP Morgan banker, and Daniel Dolgin, a former Washington D.C. national security and counterterrorism

09/14/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Expressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was reportedly

08/25/2016 / By newsparody

The dangerous mosquito-borne Zika virus is on the rise in several countries. The Onion offers tips for protecting yourself from

08/18/2016 / By newsparody

GREENSBORO, NC—Calling it the “ultimate test” of customers’ strength and willpower, local restaurant Boomer’s Bar and Grill unveiled a new

08/10/2016 / By newsparody

ARLINGTON, VA—Saying they were committed to ensuring the influential reference text accurately represented all known psychological conditions, leading members of

07/06/2016 / By usafeaturesmedia

( If you take selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs) to treat depression symptoms, you could be significantly upping your risk of

07/06/2016 / By newsparody

Over 75% of an average American’s exercise now comes from drunkenly dancing, stealing street signs, and carrying home passed-out friends.

10/01/2015 / By Chris Draper

Officials are calling it the worst massacre since Jonestown. Big Bird, Kermit the Frog and little Miss Piggy, along with

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Big Tobacco has joined forces with the breast cancer industry in the launch of its newest product aimed at raising

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Weekend satire special: New research accidentally conducted by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has discovered that vaccines activate the

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Does all the physics terminology from Fukushima news reports have your head spinning? Have no fear, NaturalNews readers: I’ve assembled

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