All posts tagged with Government
09/14/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Expressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was reportedly

09/01/2016 / By newsparody

AIKEN, SC—Noting that he disappeared for over an hour during a campaign stop meet-and-greet with workers at a Bridgestone tire

08/31/2016 / By newsparody

PENSACOLA, FL—Addressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton,

08/24/2016 / By newsparody

Although she’s secured the Democratic presidential nomination, many voters across all demographics are still hesitant to vote for Hillary Clinton.

08/23/2016 / By newsparody

LIMA, OH—Pointing at the vehicle and shrieking with delight, giddy Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine reportedly pressed his face

08/04/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Knocking gingerly on the Oval Office door before poking her head into the president’s daily intelligence briefing Thursday morning, Secretary

08/02/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—Delivering a historic and uplifting speech to the Democratic National Convention Thursday night, presidential nominee Hillary Clinton told the American

08/01/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—In a stirring, heartfelt address Thursday night at the Democratic National Convention in which she laid out her vision for

08/01/2016 / By David Risselada

For most Americans the choice for the 2016 presidential election is becoming crystal clear. We either vote for Donald Trump

07/28/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—Emphasizing the former secretary of state’s competence and tenacity during his Democratic National Convention address Wednesday night, President Barack Obama

07/11/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Saying the closely watched Senate vote clearly demonstrated where the elected officials’ loyalties lay, political observers confirmed that 47 weak-willed

03/16/2016 / By Claire Rankin

For thousands of years, hemp (cannabis) has been one of the most widely cultivated agricultural crops known to man. Cultivated

10/02/2015 / By Chris Draper

NASA took the world by storm yesterday after announcing that Mars has flowing water on its surface. Officials were therefore

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Why let Congress have all the fun? You can create your own personal “economic stimulus plan” too. How do you

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