All posts tagged with Government
09/14/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Expressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was reportedly

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-14-pneumonia-virus-terrified-after-remembering-what-clintons-capable-of

09/01/2016 / By newsparody

AIKEN, SC—Noting that he disappeared for over an hour during a campaign stop meet-and-greet with workers at a Bridgestone tire

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-01-tim-kaine-found-riding-conveyor-belt-during-factory-campaign-stop

08/31/2016 / By newsparody

PENSACOLA, FL—Addressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton,

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-31-clinton-debunks-rumors-about-health-by-telling-audience-exact-day-she-will-die

08/24/2016 / By newsparody

Although she’s secured the Democratic presidential nomination, many voters across all demographics are still hesitant to vote for Hillary Clinton.

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-24-why-dont-people-like-hillary-clinton

08/23/2016 / By newsparody

LIMA, OH—Pointing at the vehicle and shrieking with delight, giddy Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine reportedly pressed his face

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-23-giddy-tim-kaine-presses-face-against-campaign-bus-window-as-horse-trailer-drives-by

08/04/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Knocking gingerly on the Oval Office door before poking her head into the president’s daily intelligence briefing Thursday morning, Secretary

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-04-secretary-of-the-interior-meekly-asks-if-there-anything-she-can-do-to-help-stop-isis

08/02/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—Delivering a historic and uplifting speech to the Democratic National Convention Thursday night, presidential nominee Hillary Clinton told the American

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-02-hillary-clinton-when-i-was-a-child-most-special-interest-groups-wouldnt-even-consider-donating-large-sums-of-money-to-a-woman

08/01/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—In a stirring, heartfelt address Thursday night at the Democratic National Convention in which she laid out her vision for

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-01-hillary-clinton-young-girls-should-have-an-equal-opportunity-to-one-day-feel-power-coursing-through-their-body

08/01/2016 / By David Risselada

For most Americans the choice for the 2016 presidential election is becoming crystal clear. We either vote for Donald Trump

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-01-cast-aside-this-political-madness-and-become-the-change-you-want-to-see

07/28/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—Emphasizing the former secretary of state’s competence and tenacity during his Democratic National Convention address Wednesday night, President Barack Obama

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-07-28-obama-hillary-will-fight-to-protect-my-legacy-even-the-truly-detestable-parts

07/11/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Saying the closely watched Senate vote clearly demonstrated where the elected officials’ loyalties lay, political observers confirmed that 47 weak-willed

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-07-11-47-weak-willed-senators-bend-to-interests-of-powerful-american-people

03/16/2016 / By Claire Rankin

For thousands of years, hemp (cannabis) has been one of the most widely cultivated agricultural crops known to man. Cultivated

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-03-16-why-are-people-so-scared-of-cannabis

10/02/2015 / By Chris Draper

NASA took the world by storm yesterday after announcing that Mars has flowing water on its surface. Officials were therefore

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-02-mars-water-discovery-found-to-be-a-hoax-after-nasa-confuses-blood-moon-for-red-planet

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Why let Congress have all the fun? You can create your own personal “economic stimulus plan” too. How do you

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-how-to-create-your-own-personal-economic-stimulus-plan

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