All posts tagged with Government
11/28/2016 / By newsparody
Margaret Thatcher

A confidential cabinet memo released by Deloitte today sensationally claims that the first reanimation of a cryogenically-frozen human has already

11/16/2016 / By newsparody

The CIA and FBI have confirmed they are working on it. ‘Ideally we would like a mad person or terrorist

11/15/2016 / By newsparody

DENVER—Growing increasingly unsettled at the president-elect’s choice of advisors and the prospect of life under a Donald Trump administration, local

10/31/2016 / By newsparody

BROOKLYN, NY—In response to the FBI’s announcement that its investigation of him had produced new evidence that could pertain to

10/26/2016 / By newsparody

PARADISE, NV—Materializing through a dimensional portal in front of a stunned audience at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, intergalactic

10/25/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—His lower lip quivering while showing his running mate the uneven patches on his head where he attempted to

10/10/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—Telling several members of the investment bank’s board of directors how they had to check her out whenever they

10/06/2016 / By newsparody

PARKER, CO—In what doctors are calling a true medical miracle, local construction worker Kal Mathyssen awoke from a week-long coma

09/28/2016 / By Vicki Batts

Just when the water crisis in Flint seemed like it couldn’t get any worse, the state of Michigan has recently

09/27/2016 / By newsparody

NEW LONDON, CT—Giving both nominees an equal opportunity to make their case, open-minded voter Jeremy Holcomb, 36, reportedly waited almost

09/22/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—Standing slightly crouched with her fists raised up in front of her in the middle of her campaign office’s

09/21/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Trading legends they had heard about the old chair as they gathered together a safe distance from the abandoned, dilapidated

09/19/2016 / By newsparody

BROOKLYN, NY—Saying the new interface will help voters learn more about the candidate and her platform, campaign sources confirmed Wednesday

09/15/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—Evading staff members and giggling uncontrollably while darting between cubicles, a wound-up Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine was

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