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12/15/2015 / By Norman Smith

California’s socialist government is currently under the left jackboot of Governor Jerry Brown, who has been elected three times, though not consecutively.

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-15-california-gov-jerry-brown-signs-law-mandating-that-all-citizens-defecate-in-the-streets-to-make-homeless-feel-more-comfortable-2

11/25/2015 / By Norman Smith

As Rush Limbaugh recently pointed out, ISIS actually does some nice things — when it’s not busy cutting off heads

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-25-isis-in-an-effort-to-seem-even-scarier-changes-name-to-climate-change

11/19/2015 / By Norman Smith

Recently, alternative media icon Matt Drudge turned his muckraking powers to the question of whether or not Hillary wears a

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-19-in-her-quest-to-become-president-by-any-means-necessary-hillary-clones-trumps-wig-for-its-magical-powers

11/18/2015 / By Norman Smith

Caitlyn Jenner, immediately after being named honorary Woman Of The Year by Glamour magazine, proclaimed that she is also an

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-18-caitlyn-jenner-announces-shes-a-black-woman-receives-black-woman-of-the-year-award-from-ebony-magazine-2

11/11/2015 / By Norman Smith

Dr. Carlos Walter, a veterinarian from Contra Costa County in Northern California, is the first DVM in the country to

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-11-california-veterinarian-now-offering-sex-change-operations-for-transgender-dogs-and-cats

11/06/2015 / By Norman Smith

Thanks to our national transgender hero Caitlyn Jenner, transgenderism is rapidly becoming mainstream. Gender-bending has become cooler than David Bowie, especially

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-06-politically-correct-infant-formula-announced-with-extra-transgender-hormones-to-help-parents-change-their-childrens-gender-before-puberty

10/21/2015 / By Norman Smith

Frute Brute (a.k.a. Fruit Brute), the General Mills breakfast cereal mascot from the 1970s, will soon be howling his way

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-21-frute-brute-vs-caitlyn-crunch-queer-breakfast-cereals-ignite-pc-biz-battle

10/15/2015 / By Norman Smith

It’s difficult to imagine in today’s sinful liberal society, but when Hugh “Hef” Hefner began publishing Playboy in 1953, you could

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-15-caitlyn-jenner-featured-as-last-playboy-centerfold-men-told-that-no-matter-what-they-see-thats-all-woman-2

10/06/2015 / By Norman Smith

John Mackey, the Whole Foods founder and devout Libertarian, celebrates his passion for free markets and entrepreneurship by selling products

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-06-whole-foods-in-latest-experiment-with-conscious-capitalism-announces-plan-to-bring-back-slavery

10/05/2015 / By Norman Smith

President Obama, citing an obscure precedent under Sharia Law, granted former Subway spokesman and admitted sex-creep Jared Fogel an advance

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-05-cdc-recruits-jared-fogle-as-vaccine-spokesperson-for-childrens-vaccines-its-only-a-little-prick-adopted-as-new-slogan

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