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01/04/2017 / By newsparody

SAN FRANCISCO—Having already been downloaded millions of times by consumers eager to get in on the phenomenon, an exciting new

http://www.newsparody.com/2017-01-04-exciting-new-app-allows-users-to-be-pawns-in-26-year-old-ceos-little-game

12/08/2016 / By newsparody
Bullet

CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-12-08-city-of-chicago-working-around-clock-to-clear-18-inches-of-bullet-casings-from-streets

12/08/2016 / By newsparody
Religion

STROUDSBURG, PA—Saying the middle-aged man had adopted a devout life of piety seemingly out of nowhere, acquaintances of local resident

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-12-08-reason-man-turning-to-religion-later-in-life-must-be-horrifying

12/01/2016 / By newsparody
ISIS

Why Westerners Join ISIS

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-12-01-why-westerners-join-isis

11/29/2016 / By newsparody
Wave

WASHINGTON—Saying respondents were adamant that any such phenomenon be extremely tall and move with incredible speed, a Pew Research Center

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-29-poll-78-of-americans-hope-cataclysmic-event-wiping-out-humanity-will-have-big-tidal-wave

11/28/2016 / By newsparody
Margaret Thatcher

A confidential cabinet memo released by Deloitte today sensationally claims that the first reanimation of a cryogenically-frozen human has already

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-28-cryogenically-frozen-margaret-thatcher-returns-as-maggie-may

11/23/2016 / By newsparody

CHICAGO—Expressing dismay and confusion over voters selecting Donald Trump as the next president of the United States, area liberal Ryan

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-23-area-liberal-no-longer-recognizes-fanciful-wildly-inaccurate-mental-picture-of-country-he-lives-in

11/17/2016 / By newsparody

Under the hashtag ‘StopFundingHate’ the Danish firm have ceased collaboration with Republicans, The Daily Mail and James Corden’s agent. Citing

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-17-lego-refuse-to-build-trumps-wall

11/16/2016 / By newsparody

The CIA and FBI have confirmed they are working on it. ‘Ideally we would like a mad person or terrorist

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-16-trump-not-assasinated-yet

11/15/2016 / By newsparody

DENVER—Growing increasingly unsettled at the president-elect’s choice of advisors and the prospect of life under a Donald Trump administration, local

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-15-man-at-point-where-thought-of-reince-priebus-controlling-white-house-pretty-comforting

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