All posts created by Kevin Sanders
12/31/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

Kraft Foods, makers of Jell-O Pudding, and the Subway sandwich chain have teamed up in an effort to salvage something

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-31-jell-o-pudding-and-subway-team-up-to-offer-exclusive-bedtime-footlong

12/23/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

As a logical corrollary to his ongoing gun confiscation effort, President Obama has now issued an Executive Order banning new

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-23-obama-issues-executive-order-banning-new-car-sales-after-crazed-driver-mows-down-pedestrians-in-las-vegas

12/21/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

The hottest new conspiracy theory posits that one of the pharmaceutical giants – perhaps Merck – is about to unleash

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-21-cdc-announces-mandatory-nationwide-vaccination-against-new-viral-pandemic-to-be-launched-by-merck-this-winter

12/08/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

According to Webster’s, a crybully is a crybaby who is also an intolerant, racist bully. Well, the University of Missouri

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-12-08-crybully-students-demand-that-mizzou-give-them-free-pampers-with-gender-neutral-diaper-changing-stations-installed-in-every-campus-bathroom

11/17/2015 / By Kevin Sanders

The University of Missouri (aka Mizzou) has been rocked by a serious outbreak of paranoid hysteria recently, with the campus

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-11-17-top-ten-sightings-at-mizzou-including-the-kkk-pointy-hat-hallucination

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