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11/17/2016 / By JD Heyes

On the campaign trail, President-elect Donald J. Trump spoke often of “draining the swamp” engulfing Washington, D.C. It was a

11/16/2016 / By newsparody

The CIA and FBI have confirmed they are working on it. ‘Ideally we would like a mad person or terrorist

11/15/2016 / By newsparody

DENVER—Growing increasingly unsettled at the president-elect’s choice of advisors and the prospect of life under a Donald Trump administration, local

11/09/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Following Donald Trump’s stunning victory in the general election early Wednesday morning, political experts confirmed that conditions in the United

11/08/2016 / By JD Heyes

Americans were promised that the passage of the Affordable Care Act would usher in universal health coverage and lower healthcare

11/08/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Carefully weighing the pros and cons of their respective ballot measures before casting their votes, citizens in five states are

11/03/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Saying they felt anxious and overwhelmed just days before heading to the polls to decide a historically fraught presidential race,

11/02/2016 / By newsparody

WALDPORT, OR—A team of anthropologists announced Friday it had discovered an isolated tribe of blissful Americans who have never been

11/01/2016 / By newsparody

Incidents of “bake shaming” have increased by 600% since Wednesday evening’s Bake Off final, say police. Article by Dominic MCG Bake

10/31/2016 / By newsparody

BROOKLYN, NY—In response to the FBI’s announcement that its investigation of him had produced new evidence that could pertain to

10/27/2016 / By Mary Wilder

In their attempt at turning the country into a group of scared, politically correct sheep, the Regressive Left refuses to

10/27/2016 / By newsparody

Fighting intensified around the occupied city, as Iraqi and Kurdish fighters attempted to bring selective education to this Islamic State

10/26/2016 / By newsparody

PARADISE, NV—Materializing through a dimensional portal in front of a stunned audience at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, intergalactic

10/25/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—His lower lip quivering while showing his running mate the uneven patches on his head where he attempted to

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