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11/17/2016 / By JD Heyes

On the campaign trail, President-elect Donald J. Trump spoke often of “draining the swamp” engulfing Washington, D.C. It was a

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-17-epa-warns-that-draining-the-swamp-will-cause-an-environmental-catastrophe-near-washington-d-c-satire

11/16/2016 / By newsparody

The CIA and FBI have confirmed they are working on it. ‘Ideally we would like a mad person or terrorist

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-16-trump-not-assasinated-yet

11/15/2016 / By newsparody

DENVER—Growing increasingly unsettled at the president-elect’s choice of advisors and the prospect of life under a Donald Trump administration, local

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-15-man-at-point-where-thought-of-reince-priebus-controlling-white-house-pretty-comforting

11/09/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Following Donald Trump’s stunning victory in the general election early Wednesday morning, political experts confirmed that conditions in the United

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-09-report-things-finally-as-bad-as-trump-claims

11/08/2016 / By JD Heyes

Americans were promised that the passage of the Affordable Care Act would usher in universal health coverage and lower healthcare

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-08-is-big-pharma-and-the-fda-both-to-blame-for-the-soaring-costs-of-drugs

11/08/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Carefully weighing the pros and cons of their respective ballot measures before casting their votes, citizens in five states are

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-08-5-states-to-decide-whether-to-legalize-marijuana-or-continue-honoring-god

11/03/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Saying they felt anxious and overwhelmed just days before heading to the polls to decide a historically fraught presidential race,

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-03-nation-puts-2016-election-into-perspective-by-reminding-itself-some-species-of-sea-turtles-get-eaten-by-birds-just-seconds-after-they-hatch

11/02/2016 / By newsparody

WALDPORT, OR—A team of anthropologists announced Friday it had discovered an isolated tribe of blissful Americans who have never been

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-02-anthropologists-discover-isolated-tribe-of-joyful-americans-living-in-remote-village-untouched-by-2016-election

11/01/2016 / By newsparody

Incidents of “bake shaming” have increased by 600% since Wednesday evening’s Bake Off final, say police. Article by Dominic MCG Bake

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-01-bake-shaming-now-a-hate-crime-say-police

10/31/2016 / By newsparody

BROOKLYN, NY—In response to the FBI’s announcement that its investigation of him had produced new evidence that could pertain to

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-31-anthony-weiner-sends-apology-sext-to-entire-clinton-campaign

10/27/2016 / By Mary Wilder

In their attempt at turning the country into a group of scared, politically correct sheep, the Regressive Left refuses to

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-27-whats-making-your-food-ca-restaurants-launch-transgender-jobs-program

10/27/2016 / By newsparody

Fighting intensified around the occupied city, as Iraqi and Kurdish fighters attempted to bring selective education to this Islamic State

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-27-mosul-resists-grammar-schools

10/26/2016 / By newsparody

PARADISE, NV—Materializing through a dimensional portal in front of a stunned audience at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, intergalactic

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-26-intergalactic-law-enforcement-officers-place-energy-shackles-on-hillary-clinton

10/25/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—His lower lip quivering while showing his running mate the uneven patches on his head where he attempted to

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-25-teary-eyed-tim-kaine-asks-clinton-if-his-hair-will-grow-back-in-time-for-election-day

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